i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
I LOVE YOU
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
"A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’"
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
this is the best rape argument i have ever heard
"What do you mean she CHOSE to be gay??? Like, what if she liked some stupid boy??? ‘Oh, don’t worry dear. The heart wants what the heart wants.’ WELL WHAT IF THE HEART WANTS A VAGINA????"
Don’t touch my sticky notes