cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

posted 4 hours ago with 19,128 notes — from + original

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

posted 5 hours ago with 71,896 notes — from + original

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

posted 6 hours ago with 286,372 notes — from + original

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

posted 6 hours ago with 92,783 notes — from + original

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."

He was ten.

posted 13 hours ago with 259,944 notes — from + original

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

posted 13 hours ago with 320,090 notes — from + original

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

posted 15 hours ago with 487,065 notes — from

housewifeswag:

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

pretty much.

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

posted 20 hours ago with 111,437 notes — from + original

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

posted 20 hours ago with 65,530 notes — from + original

chamberofweasleys:

THE POTTER GENERATION CHALLENGE ϟ 30. Favourite JK Rowling quote

The stories we love best do live in us forever. So, whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
(print available HERE)
posted 20 hours ago with 7,069 notes — from + original

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

posted 20 hours ago with 160,788 notes — from + original
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