People keep asking me if I’m nervous about the move like I’m not moving 1000+ miles away when I don’t have a job lined up and car and rent payments to make. Like?? YES, you idiot, I am nervous.
Found the foster kitty’s secret pee spot………. right on top of 2 of my fave shirts.
people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.
i never wish death upon people but sometimes i think things like
i hope you develop an allergy to dust
i hope you trip and look silly in front of someone you like
Martin & Cracker
what kind of name is martin for a dog