People keep asking me if I’m nervous about the move like I’m not moving 1000+ miles away when I don’t have a job lined up and car and rent payments to make. Like?? YES, you idiot, I am nervous.

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Found the foster kitty’s secret pee spot………. right on top of 2 of my fave shirts.

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

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i never wish death upon people but sometimes i think things like

i hope you develop an allergy to dust

or

i hope you trip and look silly in front of someone you like

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dogpuppy:

God bless America

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willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

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Patrick Stump: 2005 Vans Warped Tour

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